Who did Billy Mays play for?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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