CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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