I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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