We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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