yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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