you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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