Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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