Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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