i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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