Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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