So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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