Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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