Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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