On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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