She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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