And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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