I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
pray to the hookup gods
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
