Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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