went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Little spoons don't ask big questions
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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