I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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