Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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