i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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