Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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