He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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