Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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