I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
