Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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