I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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