After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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