This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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