The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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