Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I will pee on everything he values.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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