Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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