I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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