Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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