My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
bring money and cleavage
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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