party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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