why didn't you poke me back
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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