You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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