When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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