I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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