we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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