Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just blew my weed a kiss
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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