is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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