OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
