as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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