Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
