Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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