i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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