I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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