I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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